Finally found a charger. Mine died, like, a week ago. And I'm out in the middle of effing nowhere so there's no Internet cafes or anything, although the almighty Starbucks has unsecured wifi even here (wtf?). I haven't even seen a computer in a library in ages.
What, are these guys effing medieval peasants or something?!
Anyway, I'm alive yet. Sleeping in an empty shack or toolshed or something I saw a ways back since it's pouring buckets out here.
Hang on, someone's walking up to me. I'll finish this post later. Edit it or something. God I'm tired.